infinityonsigh: am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing
earthnation: all faces are made of skin and bones but some are considered attractive and some aren’t and that’s weird to think about
I love that feeling you get when you don’t remember that you’re reading. When you’re so captured by a book that you forget you’re reading the words. All you see is the descriptions and conversations that being to play out like a movie in your head. You don’t even think about it. Then before you know it, you’ve read 100 pages without realizing it. That’s probably the best feeling in the world.
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
thewisepickle: why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
WHY DOES TEA NOT HAVE A FANDOM
ruruhi: skinnyhealthyperfection: size10plz: iwasborntoloveyouqueen: REBLOG IF YOU LIKE TEA TEA IS LIFE. SWEET TEA WARM TEA ICED TEA SWEET ICED TEA GREEN TEA PREFERMENT TEA DRINK ALL THE TEA!
My neighbours are going to listen to the Sherlock soundtrack whether they want to or not.
When people tell me not to act weird in public. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: 10knotes: “please, I’m making your day entertaining.” Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
1st week of school: i'm looking forward to the rest of the year and i'm going to make it onto honor roll and i'm going to make so many friends and it's going to be alright
2nd week of school: oh my fucking god
When the teacher asks us to run during PE classes
Everyone else : Me :
Biology teacher: The most sensitive part of the female body is her
Me: HER FEELS FOR HER OTPS AND FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
The back door is open because it’s warm out and my kitchen(where the back door is) and I’m cooking and blasting Wow I Can Get Sexual Too by Say Anything. All my neighbors hear is a beat and “I called her on the phone and she touched herself.” Have I mentioned most of my neighbors are elderly?
So apparently I have 19 notes on a post about Dionysus. Only one of the people that reblogged it follow me. And I still only have 90 followers. I had 92 two days ago.. Don’t leave me!
Can someone cuddle with me?
What if Tumblr showed you how many hours you spent...
forshitsandgigggles: You have spent: your entire life blogging.
hashgag: THIS SHOW HELP OMGNNG
Ten rape prevention tips: →
terramantra: 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman’s...
thetimelordpirate: Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
crockercorp: does anyone else have this other self theyve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but theyre not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
shaynnee: For the people who say I never smile; here you go. MY OVARIES
kahlua-and-coconuts: are they called pets because you pet them or is it called petting because they’re pets
dingoinnuendo: ‘expect homework every day in my class’
laugh-your-butt-off: some songs wake up my inner stripper One of my favourites is But I’m A Good Girl on the Burlesque soundtrack. My mum said that it ”helps her wash the dishes like never before.” I don’t want to know what that means.
I’m going re-watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules just because Rodrick is really hot.
stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT'S FINE OKAY BYE
Literally just on the phone with my friend
Friend: okay so you know -names name I don't know- ?
Me: ...uh....which one is that?
Friend: They're friends with -names other names which I don't know-
Me: ......I don't associate with peasants.