July 2012
x-while-you-are-young-x asked: Hey, dear. I'ma call you tomorrow, because we haven't talked in forever. I miss you so much, like it's not even fit. Haha.(:
I’ve been without a computer for a few days, i don’t know if the queue I set up is working. Yay for shitty iPod wifi at my aunts house.
It feels weird wearing pants and shoes.
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There are a couple of family friends and their son staying over. The son has a folky-but-sometimes-punky band, and his voice is so similar to christofer drew’s. It’s hilarious. They seem to kind of act the same way, too.
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When I think of how old a never about never song/picture is, I think of it as how much tattoos Chris drew has instead of what year.
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Its too hot to do anything!
Why does it have to be really hot and humid in Montreal? Asshdfbdjdbdjgggh bshghdafghdb its even too hot to listen to music. Music.
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
Reblog if you have more than 1 follower.
Tumblr famous in this bitch
Whoever has only 1 follower and reads this will be really left out.
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
OH. MY. GOD. ^^
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
I’m feeling kind of down. I guess I’ll just go to sleep now. Peace out my lovely beautiful followers sex muffins!!
I want you to moan... I want you to gasp in my...
I want you to moan... I want you to gasp in my...
I want you to moan... I want you to gasp in my...
I want you to moan... I want you to gasp in my...
I have the quote ”She paints a pretty picture, but this story has a twist. Her paintbrush was her razor, her canvas was her wrist.” stuck in my head. It’s just resonating around like someone shouting in a cave.
Brother: mom told me you have a boyfriend in california.
Me: he's not my boyfriend.
Brother: yes he is!
Me: no. He's not. We're friends.
Brother: do you looooooove him?
Me: no.
Brother: oh you're smiling! You liiiike him!
Me: ... -sigh- no. Just no.
People: you look so much like your dad!
Me: well, jeez. Thanks for telling me i look like a guy. An old guy.
junoslut:
the last time i was involved in sexual intercourse, i was a sperm.
swagpenis:
urbanfuck:
i wish cody reblogged people’s text posts sometimes and was like, “i’m pitchblackglow and i approve this message”
I’m swagpenis® and I approve this message.
Agdiddhhdudhb yes. There is a sexy business man near me, oh my god.
So I’ve been stomach sick for the past few days. I’m feeling mostly better, and you guys want to know what I just ate? A toblerone. Why am I eating it?!? Someone stop me, I’M ON MY IPOD AND I KEEP TRYING TO TYPE RANDOM LETTERS BUT IT KEEPS CORRECTING IT TO ASKS KANSAS SHDJFH DHSHDHDHDH THERE WE GO. THAT IS BETTER. I AM FRUSTEREATED ANS HUNGRY. I’m sorry for yelling guys,...
Friend's little brother: talk talk talk annoying noises blah blah blah
Me: one time I was hanging out with my friend and her little brother, the brother didn't talk at all. It rocked.
Friend: ...
Brother: ...
Friend: omg uahahahaha what is air omfg! Wait was that a dream or real life?
Me: -looks at her brother- probably a dream.
