ghostnotebusters: do you ever look at your life and think what has the internet done to me
moderngardening: If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they segregate us by genre.
boywithoutbeard: i want to punch you in the mouth with my lips
hyperbolequeen: tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
Whenever someone mentions any fandom I obsess...
There is this guy that I know and we’re basically perfect for each other and he’s cute but it’s like 6:45 am where he lives, so I can’t text him to wake him up. It’s kind of funny, we know each other because of an argument on another friend’s status about whether America or Canada is better. Why does he have to live in California?
This stay at my dads is becoming so much more fun than the other times! We’ve already gone to one aquarium where I got to feed stingrays, and a small natural history of Dallas museum. Today my dad and I are going the Dallas world aquarium! I love fishies:) I’m so glad this time I’m not bored all the time, but I really wish my brother was here. He’s in Canada still, he...
Someone talk to me I’m bored and lonely and we can get married and have children named after book characters and live happily together for years and we’ll tell our great-grandchildren how we met on the Internet and for our 75th anniversary we can go on a cruise to the moon. Please?
It really pisses me off when parents let their...
sodamnrelatable: Bitch, control your child before I do.
sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
Next life: single
Three texts posts in a row, Carpe Diem. Anyways, I’m really worried a relative is gonna walk in to the computer room and there will be porn on my dash. But I’m charging my iPod, so I can’t leave.
Does anyone else ever forget to eat, or forget what hunger feels like so they ignore it until they realize they haven’t eaten yet?
The Greeks had a god of YOLO!?
Dionysus: The god of wine, parties and festivals, madness, chaos, drunkenness and pleasure at forever young. So therefore, they had a god of yolo. That’s pretty awesome.